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I worked last night, which was kind of weird. I never work Saturday nights, and I was totally unprepared for how busy it was. It's hard to break a sweat when you're surrounded by ice cream, but I managed to do it within an hour of getting there. Intense!

Apparently, someone got fired, which is why I was called in. Luckily, I won't have to work anymore Saturdays, but I did pick up a third night. I'll be working Wednesday nights. By myself. It's a little nerve-wracking to know that it's all going to be up to me to close the store on my own, but I think I'm ready for it. After all, this is the sort of responsibility I've been waiting for. I've always been dependent on other people. Now is my chance to prove to myself that I can be Miss Independent. Wish me luck!

I left these for someone else, but I thought I'd post them here as well. For all of you who are having a hard time deciding who you want to vote for, here are a few links that are excellent for research.

On The Issues - It's tagline says it all: "Every political leader on every issue." It also includes state and federal officeholders, should you want to research your local elections.

2decide.com's election table - an easy-to-read chart on the candidate's positions on important political issues

ProCon.org - It lists candidates alphabetically or by the issues.

Five Thirty Eight - From the website's FAQ: "What is the mission of this website? Most broadly, to accumulate and analyze polling and political data in way that is informed, accurate and attractive. Most narrowly, to give you the best possible objective assessment of the likely outcome of upcoming elections."

Whoever your candidate is, know that it's awesome you're declaring your vote. Too many people opt out of having their voice heard, and I think that's a shame.

I just made a boatload of icons (boatload, of course, being the proper measurement for "43") from "Dinner Party" and I'm actually kind of in love with the coloring.

Preview:


If you love me, you'll check out the rest here @ living_icons (and maybe friend it because it's a lonely icon journal *tear*).

Also, I made my first post ever over at ONTD. I posted scans of Tina Fey making me gay in Entertainment Weekly. I love her, damn it.

Being rick-rolled once was funny. The latter 17 instances, however, were exponentially less amusing. I thought I had a more creative flist! Tsk, tsk.

( I finally watched HIMYM )

I finished In Treatment as well. I've got so much to say about it, but all I can think of, at this point, is DAYUM.

Also, Garfield Minus Garfield is still one of the few things on the internet that makes me literally LOL, despite no longer being the internet meme du jour.

GIVE A HOOT.
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Also, I finished my layout. There's still something I want to try but I've got 30 minutes until I leave for work and I haven't even tried to start getting ready. Oops?

IT'S FINALS WEEK. Kiss my sanity goodbye, babies.

01. I have the day off and it's raining and I'm without a car. Incredibly, I'm in quite the chipper mood.

02. I made icons in support of the WGA Strike here and now I'm taking requests for more here.

03. Hey, paid users - are you bitches ready for COMMENT EDITING?

To the members of the Sarah Bee Army of Champions -

Are you ready to push paper at DM Woonsocket?! We made the list, bitches!

What is this fuckery?

Sept. 21, 10:45 PM ET

Dunder Mifflin Infinity would like to announce it has chosen Regional Managers for the following branches:

* CA - Bakersfield
* CA - Oakland
* CA - Upland
* CO - Greeley
* CT - Danbury
* FL - Ft. Myers
* OH - Canton
* IL - Peoria
* IL - Schaumburg
* IN - Gary
* MA - Chicopee
* MD - Dundalk
* MI - Kalamazoo
* MI - Ypsilanti
* MO - Independence
* OR - Medford
* PA - Erie
* NY - Schenectady
* TN - Chattanooga
* TX - Denton
* TX - Odessa
* TX - Waco
* UT - Ogden
* WI - Racine
Selected Regional Managers will be sent a New Hire email soon. Watch your inboxes!

Where's my branch? I know I secured at least 15 employees? Did I miscount? What the hell?

Fucking WAH. :(

I signed up to be the regional manager for Dunder Mifflin's Woonsocket, RI branch on DMI. expatiates is my trusty Assistant to the Regional Manager. Why wouldnt you want to join?

In order to confirm your branch selection you must hire a minimum of fifteen (15) employees. Here is your unique Branch Hiring Code that you can give to prospective employees in order to hire them directly for your branch:

m3afa8qcvr

IMPORTANT: Make sure your prospective employees choose the same branch city as you!

Seeing as I'm probably the only Office fan in RI, I don't think there will be too much competition. Still, feel free to apply for my branch with the code above.

Bold and gruntled employees welcome!