withdrawn from the running.

[themightybee]

What is this fuckery?

Sept. 21, 10:45 PM ET

Dunder Mifflin Infinity would like to announce it has chosen Regional Managers for the following branches:

* CA - Bakersfield
* CA - Oakland
* CA - Upland
* CO - Greeley
* CT - Danbury
* FL - Ft. Myers
* OH - Canton
* IL - Peoria
* IL - Schaumburg
* IN - Gary
* MA - Chicopee
* MD - Dundalk
* MI - Kalamazoo
* MI - Ypsilanti
* MO - Independence
* OR - Medford
* PA - Erie
* NY - Schenectady
* TN - Chattanooga
* TX - Denton
* TX - Odessa
* TX - Waco
* UT - Ogden
* WI - Racine
Selected Regional Managers will be sent a New Hire email soon. Watch your inboxes!

Where's my branch? I know I secured at least 15 employees? Did I miscount? What the hell?

Fucking WAH. :(

Comments

[aprilbegins.livejournal.com]

OMG I'M HOMELESS

AGAIN

GODDAMN

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

THANK GOD FOR YOUR SURVIVALISM.

[aprilbegins.livejournal.com]

IT WAS AN HONOR TO SERVE YOU, SENSEI.

[hearthisvoice.livejournal.com]

FUCK. This was going to be my real new job. Now? Van down by the river...with about 8 dogs.

[sonjamillicent.livejournal.com]

They chose Chicopee over you? Whaaaaaaat. Chicopee is so terrible. Too terrible even for Dunder-Mifflin.