i read banned books.

[themightybee]

Stories like this lead to my continued distaste toward Sarah Palin.

FYI, Stein is the former mayor of the town Palin was also mayor of.

"Stein says that as mayor, Palin continued to inject religious beliefs into her policy at times. "She asked the library how she could go about banning books," he says, because some voters thought they had inappropriate language in them. "The librarian was aghast." The librarian, Mary Ellen Baker, couldn't be reached for comment, but news reports from the time show that Palin had threatened to fire her for not giving "full support" to the mayor."

Seriously? This woman wanted to disregard the first amendment to appease "some voters" who were clutching their pearls over books with dirty, dirty words? I guess "put down the book and read something else," isn't an option in Alaska.

I suggest everyone go out and buy Arthur Nersesian's The Fuck-Up while you can. If Palin becomes our vice president that book's going to become the newest ingredient added to DuraFlame.

My name; Tina Fey's look; that Northwestern accent that Frances McDormand made so endearing. All of it's being shat upon by Sarah Palin. HATE.

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[thetopdown.livejournal.com]

George Carlin was talking in one of his routines once about a reverend in Mississippi who was offended at something he heard on the radio and took it to the FCC.

"Well, Reverend! Did anyone ever tell you there are two KNOBS on the radio? One of them turns the radio off, and the other CHANGES THE FUCKIN' STATION."

Can you imagine what they'll do to things like TDS and TCR if they're okay banning BOOKS?

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

OMG I'LL CUT THAT BITCH UP. BACK UP OFF MY TV HUSBAND AND HIS AMAZING CROTCH.

[thetopdown.livejournal.com]

If they mess with my Johnny O, I will cut a bitch. Seriously. DO NOT DENY ME THE GOODNESS OF JOHN OLIVER'S UNCIRCUMCISED P33N.

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

OMG NOT MY ENGLISH MUFFIN.

Incidentally, he's about the size of an english muffin. i'm fairly certain i could fit him in my purse. he's an adorable little peanut. ♥

[thetopdown.livejournal.com]

OMG have you seen him, like, for reals?

Because seriously... that boy... is my heart. I want to sit at an outdoor cafe in France and drink cappuccinos with him. Or, you know, sex.

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

I have! He was part of the improv show I saw awhile back. Apparently, he also walked by me while I was in line outside, but I had my back turned and completely missed him. :/

[thetopdown.livejournal.com]

I... might have just exploded in my pants had I been you. I actually wrote him a letter recently, a hand-written one, because (this is so dorky, omg) back when I first got into his comedy was when I was diagnosed with fibro officially, and when I could barely get out of bed for days at a time (this was around April)... and honestly he was like, the one thing besides Craig that could make me laugh. So I wrote him a letter telling him thanks for that.

God, I am such a dork. But IDC, Sarah Palin cannot ban my luff for TDS and its mens.

[schmiss.livejournal.com]

ikr? Have you seen the video of Peggy Noonan and a Republican strategist on an open mic talking about how McCain's race is over because he made such a bullshit choice? God, I'm loving this. They picked such a failbot.

I have a total Fargo accent so that's just about the only thing I like about her. I think I'm gonna be Sarah Palin for Halloween.

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

I haven't! I need that video ASAP.

You should totally rock the glasses and prom 'do while carrying around a stuffed moose. I'd vote for you!

[schmiss.livejournal.com]

I'm loooving it.

God help me if I run into any polar bears. ;D

[inlipstickred.livejournal.com]

DINAO: archie porn or palin porn?

XD

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

LOL.

[iwant-sprinkles.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have been rendered speechless by the slowly emerging back story on Palin over the past few days.

Have you seen this? Un-be-lievable.

(also, the comment it links to. LMAO, WHAT.)

[themightybee.livejournal.com]

Sooo, she makes decisions? O.o

Tucker Carlson never fails to make it onto the failboat.

[iwant-sprinkles.livejournal.com]

She does. Military ones. She makes them.

He resides on the failboat.