dr. seuss was a dunderhead

[themightybee]

This is from Oh Say Can You Say and it is the single most greatest thing ever. Is Greg Daniels secretly Dr. Seuss?

And speaking of Christmas
Here are some Great Gifts
to give your daddy!

If your daddy's name is Jim
and if Jim swims and if Jim's slim,
the perfect Christmas gift for him
is a set of Slim Jim Swim Fins.

But if your daddy's name is Dwight
and he likes to look at birds at night
the gift for Dwight that might be right
is a Bright Dwight Bird-Flight
Night Sight Light.

That? Is emotionally magnificent.

Discovery made at MTT.

Comments

[sideshowkat.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[judexseven.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious!