but then who would watch my tv?

This is my favorite application question ever:

1. This position is 2 miles from your home address. Are you willing to travel this distance to work?

No. No, I'm not. If I have to back out of my driveway to get there, it is too damn far.

while my girl parts gently weep.

( Behind this lj-cut is a 17-second video of John Krasinski playing The Beatles on piano )

Goddamn it, John Krasinski!

He's talented, he's musical, he's hotter than hell...and he's politically aware.

Women set Democratic fund-raiser

More then 50 women in the entertainment industry have organized an event to raise money for eight Democratic U.S. Senate candidates on Sept. 27, with a lineup of performances by Martin Short, Jennifer Garner and Larry David, among others.

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The event, to be held at the home of Lona Williams and David O'Connor, will be hosted by Short and include performances by David, Paul Shaffer, Garner, Catherine O'Hara, Jenifer Lewis and Marc Shaiman. Guests also will include Diane Keaton, Jason Bateman, John Krasinski and Jurnee Smollett.

HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY.

And with that, I'm taking my tired ass to bed. Night, chickadees!