basketball diaries is still my ultimate fap material.

IS MY DESKTOP NOT THE HOTTEST THING EVER? My loins are screaming for this movie to be released already; although, I'm hoping I'll be able to read the book beforehand.

PS: You can download the icon bar at Object Dock. It's maybe the most awesome thing ever.

i'm gonna lay down by your yule log and fa-la-la your la.

I don't care that it's still October and there's still another major holiday to get out of the way. It's time for the annual YULETIDE MUSIC SHARING MEME!!!

Sarah Bee = FTW. Literally!

OMFG I'VE WON SOMETHING THAT ANGELA KINSEY HAS TOUCHED.

Hi *****, *****, Sarah Bee, and *****,

Congratulations on winning Angela's Baby Mama Giveaway!

Please read Angela's message here:
http://www.officetally.com/angela-kinseys-baby-mama-giveaway

Email me your full name and shipping address. I'll forward your information to Angela. The gift bags will be shipped to you sometime next week!

\o/

I still can't believe I made Angela Kinsey LOL.

Here's my contest-winning entry that has won me a bag full of goodies and possibly a breast pump:

What do I think will happen with Angela, Dwight and Andy?

Roy.

Roy will happen.

Angela/Roy will always be my private love. ♥

consider my pants peed in.

I don't care if this is considered spoileresque information. SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS TOO GRAND TO BE LEFT BEHIND AN LJ-CUT.

Exclusive: '30 Rock' Goes 'Mad' for Jon Hamm

Warning: This next story may make you pee your pants.

TV's best comedy and drama are about to collide in the most spectacular of ways.

Sources confirm to me exclusively that Mad Men star Jon Hamm is in advanced talks to do a multi-episode arc on 30 Rock.

Cross your legs -- there's more!

I'm told Hamm, who presumably got bit by the 30 Rock bug last week while hosting Saturday Night Live, would be playing a potential love interest for Tina Fey. Word is he's Liz's neighbor.

Although Hamm's deal isn't done, my Rock-solid mole assures me that it's happening.

Okay, go make your business now.

OMFGSTFU.*falls over*

"did darryl touch you?"

( The Office )

Tomorrow's Halloween, and I get to spend the night at work. Yay?