please let him be a fan of swiss.

You know those fantasies you didn't realize you had until someone else mentions it?

Win a Chance to Share Hot Cheese with Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert and a pot of hot, creamy cheese...

No, we haven't been tapping into your feverish dreams. We're telling you about a special eBay auction, launching on September 5th, which will give you the chance to bid on a fondue lunch with Stephen.

The auction ends on September 15th and 100% of the proceeds go to Stand Up To Cancer.

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