let the bells of dunder mifflin ring!

The current MySpace status of one Ms. Jenna Fischer:

Is back at The Office enjoying her first day of work!

FUCK YEAH! \o/

stephen colbert is NOT fucking matt damon.

From this taping report for The Colbert Report:

Anyway before the taping of his show, he takes questions from the audience. And this one woman asked him, “So…are you fucking Matt Damon too?” And he says, “No…why? Does his dick taste like me?”

OMG I CANNOT EVEN.

april 16th, here i come!

You know how you experience something so completely and utterly mind-blowing that you can think of nothing to say and your only possible reaction is to emit inhuman, guttural sounds that reverberate from your toes?

Yeah...

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