you're a gentleman and a scholar.

I signed up to be the regional manager for Dunder Mifflin's Woonsocket, RI branch on DMI. expatiates is my trusty Assistant to the Regional Manager. Why wouldnt you want to join?

In order to confirm your branch selection you must hire a minimum of fifteen (15) employees. Here is your unique Branch Hiring Code that you can give to prospective employees in order to hire them directly for your branch:

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IMPORTANT: Make sure your prospective employees choose the same branch city as you!

Seeing as I'm probably the only Office fan in RI, I don't think there will be too much competition. Still, feel free to apply for my branch with the code above.

Bold and gruntled employees welcome!

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