1st
15:59

it's not a habit; it's cool. i feel alive.

- 2 comments

3rd
16:47

i read banned books.

- 15 comments

17:58

it's porn but with words.

- 6 comments
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4th
10:41

it will shock you how much this never happened.

- 2 comments

5th
09:59

Friends Cut.



8th
10:32

hot fucking sleaze.

- 1 comment
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10th
18:38

i can't feel my teeth.

- 4 comments

11th
17:44

i always feel like somebody's watching me.


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19:39

What's that group from Scranton that made it big? Was it U2?

- 1 comment

12th
12:20

vote or die at the hand of diddy.

- 1 comment
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21:33

shut the FUCK UP.

- 6 comments
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13th
21:59

fiction's about what it is to be a human being.

- 6 comments
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15th
13:02

but then who would watch my tv?

- 16 comments
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20:55

while my girl parts gently weep.

- 21 comments
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22:16

Goddamn it, John Krasinski!

- 5 comments

17th
14:29

Icons - Jenna Fischer


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18th
17:45

he's totally going to wet comedy's undies.



21:30

a dream is a wish your heart makes.

- 6 comments
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19th
19:29

good night and good luck.

- 3 comments
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22nd
07:01

my shortest emmy post ever.

- 6 comments

11:46

red, orange, gold and green.

- 3 comments
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23rd
07:14

i love you, man.

- 1 comment
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12:50

ooooh, motherfuck.


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13:41

*switches cameras* *topples over*

- 2 comments

21:17

i should have bet people on this shit.

- 6 comments
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24th
13:42

"it's going great."

- 2 comments
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25th
10:49

and deliver us from whitey.

- 5 comments

22:07

michael klump is my boyfriend.

- 7 comments
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