stephen colbert is NOT fucking matt damon.

[themightybee]

From this taping report for The Colbert Report:

Anyway before the taping of his show, he takes questions from the audience. And this one woman asked him, “So…are you fucking Matt Damon too?” And he says, “No…why? Does his dick taste like me?”

OMG I CANNOT EVEN.

Comments

[spifftronica.livejournal.com]

Golden. Simply golden.

[sonjamillicent.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Stephen, don't ever change.

[schmiss.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA!

additionally: that may be the BEST mood icon for this post imaginable.

[merfdawg.livejournal.com]

niiiiiiiice.

/kevin