kicking your souls in the crotch.

[themightybee]

Dear Friends List -

HERMIONE'S A DUDE.

I know it's a shock to the system and you're probably pissed that you've been spoiled, but it's better that you heard it from me!

Now stop threatening me, lol.

Comments

[aloverestrained.livejournal.com]

OH NOEZ!

*kills you*

[beautifulcity.livejournal.com]

Does that make Ron one of them homo-sexuals?

[sinca.livejournal.com]

Yes, thank you. Armed with this knowledge I feel even more prepared for the book.

[shikinluv.livejournal.com]

CAN I GET WITH EMMA WATSON THEN?!

*strips naked*

[sonjamillicent.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that Voldemort is the ghost of Harry's father and Harry wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette!

(I know, I said was staying off the Internets. I lied. I really should stay off, too, if I want to finish re-reading all the books... since I only just started the third. I'm awful.)

[cinandtonic.livejournal.com]

Well, damn!

LOL