Thank you to my anonymous paid account gifter. It's very much appreciated! <3
My birthday has been splendiferous thus far. expatiates took me out for breakfast at IHOP and bought me Chuck klosterman's Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. I also got a birthday message from my younger nephew, Jayce.
Later, we're heading our asses over to Cold Stone for some ice cream cupcakes. omg!!!
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LOOK AT THESE NERD NASTY MOTHERFUCKERS. GODDAMN.
Seriously, I am so not the Liz Lemon I thought I was. Sure, I've got great hair, look fierce in specs, strip at corporate events and spent my youth as an unintentional bitch, but that's apparently where the comparisons end. Why aren't I getting regular hot beef injections from ridiculously handsome men?
AND WHY AREN'T THEY FEEDING ME CHOCOLATE FONDUE?
MY EXCITEMENT FOR THIS SHOW. LET ME SHOW YOU IT.
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Marry me, Ed Helms. I promise I won't two-time you with your office frenemy, and I'll definitely sleep with you more than twice. I'll celebrate each of our anniversaries by posing in naughty photos with your favorite banjo. Fudgie the Whale will become a household staple. I'll learn to love A Capella!
Honestly, I decided to stick with people I feel I've got a good connection with; people I think get me as much as I hope I get them. So, it's most definitely something personal. And I'm sorry.
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OMG.STFU.I CANNOT EVEN.
I easily punched the arm of my couch into submission. It was all I could do not to wake the entire neighborhood. ROSE + JACK = 4EVERRRR!!1!
I'm not normally that invested in award shows. I watch to see my favorite people (and in the cases of Jenna Fischer and Tina Fey, their boobies!) and facepalm at the awkward scripted banter, but I felt an unexplainable rush when Kate Winslet won her TWO Golden Globes. I just love her so much. ♥_♥
eta: Why I used "wardrobes" instead of "award shows" is beyond me.