when i think about the truth i touch myself.

20 days until I see The Colbert Report live! I'm so excited I don't know what to do with myself. What I do know is that I'm totally going to ask him to sign the Stephen Colbert sack. In those exact words.

For anyone who needs a reminder of what I'm talking about:



Yep. Still creepy. Still hilarious.

tonight, tonight.

Officials say Clinton will concede delegate race to Obama

By BETH FOUHY
The Associated Press

WASHINGTON — Hillary Rodham Clinton will concede Tuesday night that Barack Obama has the delegates to secure the Democratic nomination, campaign officials said, effectively ending her bid to be the nation's first female president.

The former first lady will stop short of formally suspending or ending her race in her speech in New York City. She will pledge to continue to speak out on issues like health care. But for all intents and purposes, the two senior officials said, the campaign is over.