LOOK AT THESE NERD NASTY MOTHERFUCKERS. GODDAMN.
Seriously, I am so not the Liz Lemon I thought I was. Sure, I've got great hair, look fierce in specs, strip at corporate events and spent my youth as an unintentional bitch, but that's apparently where the comparisons end. Why aren't I getting regular hot beef injections from ridiculously handsome men?
AND WHY AREN'T THEY FEEDING ME CHOCOLATE FONDUE?
MY EXCITEMENT FOR THIS SHOW. LET ME SHOW YOU IT.